Milestones in Adaptation / Two million years ago, nude male Hominins spontaneously develop a classic right-leg-forward stance in response to a major influx of college textbook artists.

The Humpback of Notre Dame

8000 B.C. Invention of the printing process.

Bonfire of the Vanities

Sunday afternoon in the library. The awkward silence that comes from not having had a weekend murder to accuse anybody of committing.

Most scientists regarded the new streamlined peer-review process as "quite an improvement."

I think I can truly say that in this book we have all the elements of a first-class thriller. .. / Chemists as book-reviewers

It's so UNFAIR..!! Why do people always take out the GOOD books..?!?

Photocopiers jamming

Ask not for whom the photocopier jams. It jams for thee.

It's.. . not.. . possible.. . / The reason you will never catch up with your paperwork is that late at night, in a nest of shredded manila folders, your most important files have babies.

"Just before we discuss your eligibility for a refund, are you absolutely sure that you read all the fine-print..?"

[BOOK: JUST DO YOUR FRICKING JOB] / Hmmm . . . . This new management fad is crazy enough that it JUST MIGHT WORK . . .