The Humpback of Notre Dame

"Of course, it's still a complete mystery as to how the ancients even managed to MOVE these massive stones. .."

Biggins watched incredulously as Santa's sleigh, port stabilizer torn away, flipped gracefully over and entered a terminal dive to destruction. / Oh just great, thought Biggins, the night before Christmas and there goes my last chance at getting research funding.

"Have you seen that weedy little rat that we're using to test out the new growth hormone..?"