"You can bet the EPA will make a big deal out of this.."

"I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report."

Okay I admit it – we probably DO need a rocket scientist

"I'm beginning to wonder if our Terms of Reference may be just a little too broad..?"

Too bad Desmond never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

That day at work, Jack and Eileen exchanged harsh words.

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires

Nice tie! / Yeah - it really goes with your shirt. .. / Have you lost weight recently? / The drinks were expensive, but at least the nuts were complimentary.

"I'd like to open a spank account."

Ask not for whom the photocopier jams. It jams for thee.

It's.. . not.. . possible.. . / The reason you will never catch up with your paperwork is that late at night, in a nest of shredded manila folders, your most important files have babies.

"Just before we discuss your eligibility for a refund, are you absolutely sure that you read all the fine-print..?"

[Bullet pointed] Z Z Z Z Z Z / The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap

[BOOK: JUST DO YOUR FRICKING JOB] / Hmmm . . . . This new management fad is crazy enough that it JUST MIGHT WORK . . .

"We're really proud of Gavin. We think he might grow up to be a bureaucrat."

"We should be safe as long as we don't do any paperwork! They can smell paperwork!"

Efficiency, personal / 1. Always have a good breakfast. 2. While making your breakfast, make your lunch as well. 3. While eating your breakfast, eat your lunch too. / This will leave your lunch break free for 'personal efficiency.'