Evolution


nz001 Archaeological dig    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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nz003 Textbook Hominins    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link (has an earlier variant)]   

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Milestones in Adaptation / Two million years ago, nude male Hominins spontaneously develop a classic right-leg-forward stance in response to a major influx of college textbook artists.


nz041 Alternative models of mongrel evolution    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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Alternative Models of Mongrel Evolution. [ The sentient stomach model: Amoeba -(Several Steps)- Stomach entity -(One step)- Mobile stomach entity. The leaky plumbing model: Amoeba -(Several Steps)- Bladder entity -(One step)- Mobile bladder entity ]


nz050 Straining for krill    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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Dreams of times past: a school of heavily-moustached gentlemen strain for krill in the warm coastal waters of the Bahamas.


nz062 Fossil anomalies    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link (earlier version)]   

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"Just ignore that one. It's totally unscientific."


nz083 Antibiotic resistance    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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It was on a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the Antibiotic Resistance.


nz118 Fear of humans    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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And THIS is why we fear contact with humans. ..


nz139 Domestication of the dog    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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Forget the experts: domestication of the dog only took about 8 seconds.


nz143 The next great step in carrot evolution    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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The next great step in carrot evolution


nz152-ISS-10 Obesity epidemic    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link (earlier text and caption)]   

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An experimental burger and fries has broken from containment! It's spontaneously upsized! / God help us al. .. / 1960s USA: the obesity epidemic is accidentally unleashed


nz153 Early life forms    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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Well - there's the party food, and there are the drinks - but where is everybody else..? / Early life-forms


nz201 Marshmallows & Dragons - single page version    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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Millions of years ago, giant marshmallows ruled the earth. Having no skeletal system, they left no fossil-record. / Diabetic sugar-eating dinosaurs were their only predator. By igniting the acetone on their breath they could toast the marshmallows to death. These were our 'dragons' of legend. / They were too successful. Marshmallows are defenseless against fire and were eaten to near-extinction. With no food-source, the dragon population also plummeted. / It is thought that no dragons survived. Yet every now and then, while some hapless supermarket employee is out back unpacking a crate of marshmallows. ..


nz201B Marshmallows & Dragons - GIF version      

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Millions of years ago, giant marshmallows ruled the earth. Having no skeletal system, they left no fossil-record. / Diabetic sugar-eating dinosaurs were their only predator. By igniting the acetone on their breath they could toast the marshmallows to death. These were our 'dragons' of legend. / They were too successful. Marshmallows are defenseless against fire and were eaten to near-extinction. With no food-source, the dragon population also plummeted. / It is thought that no dragons survived. Yet every now and then, while some hapless supermarket employee is out back unpacking a crate of marshmallows. ..


nz259 Human evolution I    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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Human Evolution: Possible Futures / Number 1: Happy Fat People


nz260 Human evolution II    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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Human Evolution: Possible Futures / Number 2: Smart but Unbearably Foetal


nz340 Couch (definition)    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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Couch, n. / Soft, squishy and voluminous organism whose unusual mode of reproduction involves locating itself near a television set and secreting a skin-absorbed retrovirus containing couch-genes. / Mammals repeatedly enticed to the 'couch' are gradually converted into new soft, squishy and voluminous organisms.


nz438-ISS-04 Bad year for vegans (sequel to nz143)    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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The year that carrots achieved sentience was a bad year for vegans


nz442 What can get Covid    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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"Oh great, now even gonorrhoea has Covid!"


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