"You see Thag. .? Names CAN break your bones. Especially when those names are carved on ROCKS."

No specific caption. Does feature one FOOM!

No specific caption. Does feature a GLUB BLUB GLUB, followed four panels later by a GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB

"You'll have to forgive Sidney. The left and right hemispheres of his brain are currently engaged in a struggle for dominance."

Scientists devise yet another way of delaying death.

Today will be a scorcher..!! So if you're heading to the beach, don't forget your sunblock..! / Damn.

It was on a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the Antibiotic Resistance.

Too bad Desmond never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"This composition was produced during the artist's 'Hay-Fever' period, and is simply entitled 'The Sneeze'."

"I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture. .."

Cirrhosis of the river

The London School of Infectious Diseases Isolation Chamber Orchestra

"Okay nanobots - our primary mission is to clean out this guy's arteries. But while we're here I can't see any harm in also building him a nice pair of man-breasts. .."

RIGHT FOREARM SECURED!! / TORSO RESTRAINED! / INITIATE MAIN ATTACK!! / "In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated. .."

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.' / Funny now to think back. .. Somehow all these little things change when you date a careless microbiologist. ..

It's stuck again..!! / Know your mongrel: Canis osteoarthritis

"You thought they were free, didn't you Jimmy..? Well, NOTHING in this Universe is really free, Jimmy, NOTHING. We want payment for the steak-knives. .."

The year that carrots achieved sentience was a bad year for vegans

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart.

"Yes everyone thinks sexting is safe, Miss Palmer - until they contract a computer virus. .."

"Oh great, now even gonorrhoea has Covid!"

"I said, 'BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID - YOU'VE GOT LONG COVID..!'"

"Go back to your seat Gavin. Even if zombie virus has escaped from our ant farm it will be at least a week before it seizes control of your basic motor functions."

"Keep the lights off - this is the only place the ICU staff can get any sleep."

Well YOU'RE clear, but your phone's got Chlamydia / Dangers of online sex

"Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root."

As touch, taste, sight, smell and hearing boarded the charter flight for Havana, Professor Nicholson knew in his heart that he had lost more than just good friends. In fact, he had finally lost his senses.

Hmmmmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must have been the Elixir of DEATH. ..

Think carefully and then tell yourself about me. / Reverse Psychology

The Second World Wart

A combination of enthusiasm with lack of experience meant that Steve was always leaping to contusions.

Uh oh .. . Thag's after our women again. .. What's the bet he's brought more flowers..? / However, flowers weren't getting Thag anywhere. This time he came with a concealed firearm.

WHY IS THE SKY BLUE? / WHERE DO MICE COME FROM? / WHO INVENTED THE CAN-OPENER? / CURIOUS YET..? / "Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!"

Security Bards

"Well, yeah, you MIGHT be nuts. Just how long have you been hearing these voices..?"

"Well no wonder you haven't been feeling too well lately Santa - you're 96% cholesterol."

The Wrath of Her Majesty the Queen / Back from the dead to deal with Harry and Meghan