It was on a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the Antibiotic Resistance.

Once again, war breaks out in the middle yeast.

The London School of Infectious Diseases Isolation Chamber Orchestra

Well - there's the party food, and there are the drinks - but where is everybody else..? / Early life-forms

"Okay nanobots - our primary mission is to clean out this guy's arteries. But while we're here I can't see any harm in also building him a nice pair of man-breasts. .."

"I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your Petri Dish, Harry! We came here today with just four kids but now it looks like we've got several million..!!"

"What sort of flowers say, 'I'm sorry I broke the containment field'?"

"I've been sent home to lay low. If anyone asks, no one in my virology lab knows anything about a rampaging army of pangolin-bat hybrids."

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart.

"Yes everyone thinks sexting is safe, Miss Palmer - until they contract a computer virus. .."

"Oh great, now even gonorrhoea has Covid!"

"I said, 'BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID - YOU'VE GOT LONG COVID..!'"

"Go back to your seat Gavin. Even if zombie virus has escaped from our ant farm it will be at least a week before it seizes control of your basic motor functions."

Well YOU'RE clear, but your phone's got Chlamydia / Dangers of online sex

"My goodness you have been busy! Your chlamydia has herpes, and your gonorrhoea has monkeypox. .."