Toxicology


nz008b Toxic emissions - version 2    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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"I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report."


nz015 Environmental Scientists in the Wild West    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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DON'T MOVE, or I'll fill you full of LEAD!!! / HAAA!! I happen to know that the lead in bullets is in the METALLIC form! This chemical form of lead has an intrinsically low bioavailability and toxicity!! / YES, but EARP et al (1886) have recently reported that the gunpowder-assisted acceleration of this form of lead to 1000 ft/sec substantially enhances its ability to penetrate biological membranes, effectively making it a whole lot MORE toxic!!! / I don't believe I've read that paper. .. // Environmental Scientists in the Wild West


nz137 Cirrhosis of the river    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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Cirrhosis of the river


nz213 New ways to secure research funding    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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Dear sir, Could we please have a grant of $5 million from your corporation to allow us to research possible antidotes to a novel new colorless, skin-absorbed and slow acting nerve toxin? / P.S. It is possible that some of this toxin may have been inadvertently spilled on the envelope.


nz393 Psychoanalyst study    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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"Sooo . .. when did you first realize that you might be a scientist..?"


nz008 Toxic emissions - version 1    [...higher res version...]      

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"You can bet the EPA will make a big deal out of this.."


nz087 Toxic toad    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link (note CS has caption underneath which isn't needed)]   

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Yes I know I LOOK ugly, but I'm really a PRINCE! Kiss me and we'll live happily ever after..! / HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Local maiden dies horribly after being poisoned by skin-absorbed nerve-toxins..! Bizarre morphing amphibian-boy to hang for murder!


nz095 Elixir of death    [...higher res version...]    [CartoonStock link]   

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Hmmmmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must have been the Elixir of DEATH. ..


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