[McGuire and Co. Professional Cattle Rustlers] / Closed for Stocktaking

DON'T MOVE, or I'll fill you full of LEAD!!! / HAAA!! I happen to know that the lead in bullets is in the METALLIC form! This chemical form of lead has an intrinsically low bioavailability and toxicity!! / YES, but EARP et al (1886) have recently reported that the gunpowder-assisted acceleration of this form of lead to 1000 ft/sec substantially enhances its ability to penetrate biological membranes, effectively making it a whole lot MORE toxic!!! / I don't believe I've read that paper. .. // Environmental Scientists in the Wild West

DON'T MOVE, or I'll fill you full of 98% lead, 1% antimony, 0.75% silver, 200 parts per million nickel, trace amounts of cobalt, and other components below their respective detection limits! / Wait a minute! Are those values CERTIFIED?! / Analytical Chemists in the Wild West

Yello..?

A LONER / UNCONVENTIONAL / A MAVERICK / GIVEN TO EXCESSES WELL BEYOND YOUR STANDARD DEVIATION / Smug git! / Yeeee haaaa! / Pistol Pete - the West's most notorious Outlier